Allow me to be the first to say, in language that would be perfectly clear to Lucas: _Bljad’, von otsjuda, jobannyi pidor, obratno v Rossiju, bljad’, mudak ty!_
Wait, what am I saying? Russian gays need Lucas like a bicycle-riding fish needs a hole in the head. Better for them, I suppose, that this complete loser is here.
P.S. To any Russian-speakers reading this: of course I mean _pidor_ strictly in the Southparkian sense of “incredibly annoying person on a loud Harley.”
I love being a gay man, and I generally like Russians very much.
P.P.S. The very concept of recommending $1000/month PrEP as a good strategy to prevent HIV among gay men who think $1 condoms are “too unsexy” is the
best possible propaganda gift one could give to Putin and the Russian Orthodox Church.