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    Do you have a Big Russian Soul?

    http://www.bigrussiansoul.org/s1007/quiz.htm

    Your BRS earned 4 out of five troika matreshki.
    Lets drink, my friend. :P

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    "Your so-called "soul" earned 0 out of five troika matreshki.

    You are utterly devoid of Russian soul. You are so far removed from my Russian nature that I'm surprised you can even understand me when I speak English to you. I pity you.

    You have earned 2 out of five Elvis impersonator matreshki."

    Hei, rett norsken min og du er død.
    I am a notourriouse misspeller. Be easy on me.
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    Trusnse kal'rt eturule sikay!!! ))

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    All these dumb online what are you quizes would be much more interesting if they didnt tell you the title first and had random questions thrown in there that dont count, so that you dont know the actual topic of the poll before you take it.

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    Mysteriously, you have managed to attain a puny, but noticeable Russian soul. You must return to the motherland and eat bitter berries.


    I knew I shouldn't have been taken by the humor of waiting for the timetable to be printed.

    Command One: Return to the Motherland.

    Command Two: Eat bitter berries.

    Not neccessarily in that order.
    It is Winter and Very Cold.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kalinka_vinnie

    "Your so-called "soul" earned 0 out of five troika matreshki.

    You are utterly devoid of Russian soul. You are so far removed from my Russian nature that I'm surprised you can even understand me when I speak English to you. I pity you.

    You have earned 2 out of five Elvis impersonator matreshki."

    oh...oh...oh... I think I just lost a lung in laughter...say it again! say it again!
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    Why do I laugh when something sad is said... (shrug)
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    Everyone knows you are BRS trapped in BFB.
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    still funny.
    I am only 1/4 BRS. what can be expected.
    It is Winter and Very Cold.

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    Now, this test is crap. Here's what I got:
    Your negligible Russian soul is nothing to speak of. Let us speak no more of it.
    And I'm probably the most Russian of all the Russians on this board!
    Show yourself - destroy our fears - release your mask

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    Quote Originally Posted by VendingMachine
    Now, this test is cr@p. Here's what I got:
    Your negligible Russian soul is nothing to speak of. Let us speak no more of it.
    And I'm probably the most Russian of all the Russians on this board!
    Oh....right... heya VM.
    You DO have the biggest russian soul, and therefore the test is proved faulty.
    It is Winter and Very Cold.

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    seeing as Pravit's not around to compete.
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    Quote Originally Posted by kalinka_vinnie

    "Your so-called "soul" earned 0 out of five troika matreshki.

    You are utterly devoid of Russian soul. You are so far removed from my Russian nature that I'm surprised you can even understand me when I speak English to you. I pity you.

    You have earned 2 out of five Elvis impersonator matreshki."

    Same here.

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    У-у-у!
    Your BRS earned 3 out of five troika matreshki.
    Your soul struggles to rise to its feet. Go. Now. Read Pushkin, drink vodka and eat brown bread. There is hope for you, perhaps.


    Just 3 of 5. I'm disappointed, really... That's may be because I didn't drink vodka for a long time
    Correct my mistakes, please

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    Your so-called "soul" earned 2 out of five troika matreshki.


    Your soul is weak, my friend. Nearly transparent. Yet it is there. The whore of the west has implanted her syphillitic "culture" into your private parts. You must get out into the countryside and subsist on a diet of fresh goat's milk and cucumbers until you are pure.


    Yeaaa...
    Не плюй в колодец, пригодится водицы, напиться.

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    In the test first question has big weight. Changing only it you can get up from


    Your so-called "soul" earned 0 out of five troika matreshki.

    You are utterly devoid of Russian soul. You are so far removed from my Russian nature that I'm surprised you can even understand me when I speak English to you. I pity you.

    You have earned 3 out of five Elvis impersonator matreshki.


    To


    Your BRS earned 3 out of five troika matreshki.

    Your soul struggles to rise to its feet. Go. Now. Read Pushkin, drink vodka and eat brown bread. There is hope for you, perhaps.

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    Your soul struggles to rise to its feet. Go. Now. Read Pushkin, drink vodka and eat brown bread. There is hope for you, perhaps.
    Brown bread?

    I don't think the author of this quiz is in any position to lecture anyone on the purity of their Russian soul

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    Quote Originally Posted by scotcher
    Your soul struggles to rise to its feet. Go. Now. Read Pushkin, drink vodka and eat brown bread. There is hope for you, perhaps.
    Brown bread?

    I don't think the author of this quiz is in any position to lecture anyone on the purity of their Russian soul
    What's wrong with that?
    «И всё, что сейчас происходит внутре — тоже является частью вселенной».

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    what is brown bread please? i only know of bartong and rootski kuh-nackered broad which comes in brown too. and boobluck of course.
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    Quote Originally Posted by drew881
    All these dumb online what are you quizes would be much more interesting if they didnt tell you the title first and had random questions thrown in there that dont count, so that you dont know the actual topic of the poll before you take it.
    That's an exellent idea, it would be nice if someone really tried that.
    Quote Originally Posted by FL
    In the test big weight has first question. Changing only it you can get up from


    Your so-called "soul" earned 0 out of five troika matreshki.

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    Your BRS earned 3 out of five troika matreshki.
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    Yes, but it's not the limit. You can rise even from zero troika matreshki to five. It's actually quite easy to figure out how to answer in order to get 5. But change the first answer and you get zero. So it makes me wonder what did our foreign friends do in order to get more than zero.
    Quote Originally Posted by scotcher
    Brown bread?
    That's how they taught us at schools How is it really called btw?
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    May we all have a vision now and then
    Of a world where every neighbour is a friend"

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    Black bread? O_o
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    Just out of curiosity, I answered as I thought a Russian might, and...

    "Your BRS earned 4 out of five troika matreshki.

    Your Russian Soul, while not huge, is respectable.

    I will allow you to drink with me, but only if you are buying."

    And then I did it over, answering as I would, and got a zero . So if answering "correctly" on this silly quiz means anything, hmm...perhaps reading Chekhov and the like is finally beginning to sink in
    P.S. - Исправление ошибок в моих текстах на русском всегда приветствуется

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    Quote Originally Posted by Moryachka
    And then I did it over, answering as I would, and got a zero . So if answering "correctly" on this silly quiz means anything, hmm...perhaps reading Chekhov and the like is finally beginning to sink in
    Have you tried answering it as you would, except for the first question? I'd advise everyone to do this for comparision.
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    advice: неправильно
    advise: правильно

    advise= to give advice
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