Quote Originally Posted by Friendy
Have you tried answering it as you would, except for the first question?
I did - if I say "no", I get zero. If I say "yes", I get two. I'd just settle for understanding those mysterious Russians, if that's possible.

Your so-called "soul" earned 0 out of five troika matreshki.


You are utterly devoid of Russian soul. You are so far removed from my Russian nature that I'm surprised you can even understand me when I speak English to you. I pity you.

However, you have made a mighty effort to understand the Big Russian Soul. I salute your effort even as I pity your inevitable ignorance.

You have earned 5 out of five Elvis impersonator matreshki.
I have way too much time on my hands...