THE SOCIALIST MANCHURIAN CANDIDATE

It has been my lifelong ambition and enduring dream
Printed on hundreds of sheets of paper that equal one ream
Closet communist and socialist liberal that I am
Patriotic and loyal, from CPUSA to Uncle Sam,
That there comes a day when I become a liberal politician
Feign those grandiose plans and remain an anti-war tactician
And that when I become the great, great American president
Resilient that I am would give a hint: I am your commie president
Thus shall I create chaos and anarchy, in Congress, uproar
Well, watch and see those Chinese spies and DGIs laugh and roar
Shall I make a fool of myself when I make it known, such as in this era
We want to dispel the myth: we are such 'useful idiots', my dear Elvira
Try mocking me for economic sabotage and defrauding the American public
And I shall put you and Hillary, behind bars for making love to me, a lunatic

Signed: Barack Obama and dinlot