Thread: Dinlot's ranting & misinformations (no politics!)

PUTIN, EL HIJO DE DIOS!

The man has been greatly unperturbed with rumours swirling
Callousness has allegedly permeated his soul, though not his darling
Whatever was his negative distinguishing characteristic
Was negated by his premeditated move to resign from his clique
His good predecessor's effort to legislate has failed
His concocted culpabilities in Chechyna were obscurely detailed
Law enforcement under his turf was unfairly criticized in Yukos
What else can he do but to balance his act or the world becomes bellicose
Russia has no tradition of overruling her political masters
But some have been exploiting the silence of that man of hers
Irresponsible semantics have greatly influenced public opinion
Altered the perception of a man obsessed with glorifying God and His minion
I'd say leave the man along or give him wide breathing space
In that way he can exit gracefully and let his successor provide him carapace*

dinlot

THE SOCIALIST MANCHURIAN CANDIDATE

It has been my lifelong ambition and enduring dream
Printed on hundreds of sheets of paper that equal one ream
Closet communist and socialist liberal that I am
Patriotic and loyal, from CPUSA to Uncle Sam,
That there comes a day when I become a liberal politician
Feign those grandiose plans and remain an anti-war tactician
And that when I become the great, great American president
Resilient that I am would give a hint: I am your commie president
Thus shall I create chaos and anarchy, in Congress, uproar
Well, watch and see those Chinese spies and DGIs laugh and roar
Shall I make a fool of myself when I make it known, such as in this era
We want to dispel the myth: we are such 'useful idiots', my dear Elvira
Try mocking me for economic sabotage and defrauding the American public
And I shall put you and Hillary, behind bars for making love to me, a lunatic

Signed: Barack Obama and dinlot