Thread: The crisis in Syria

Poll: Majority Of Americans Approve Of Sending Congress To Syria | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

“I believe it is in the best interest of the United States, and the global community as a whole, to move forward with the deployment of all U.S. congressional leaders to Syria immediately,” respondent Carol Abare, 50, said in the nationwide telephone survey, echoing the thoughts of an estimated 9 in 10 Americans who said they “strongly support” any plan of action that involves putting the U.S. House and Senate on the ground in the war-torn Middle Eastern state. “With violence intensifying every day, now is absolutely the right moment—the perfect moment, really—for the United States to send our legislators to the region.”

“In fact, my preference would have been for Congress to be deployed months ago,” she added.

If only this were not satire!

Originally Posted by Deborski

Poll: Majority Of Americans Approve Of Sending Congress To Syria | The Onion - America's Finest News Source



If only this were not satire!

How many senators that can pilot F-17 things do you know, Deb?

Originally Posted by Deborski

Poll: Majority Of Americans Approve Of Sending Congress To Syria | The Onion - America's Finest News Source



If only this were not satire!

Or how about this: Send 10% of the Washington lobbyists to Syria to lobby for peace, using the same amount of resources they spend for lobbying for GM crops, medical insurance laws and similar types of issues.

For starters, they could bribe every single government AND rebel fighter to put down their arms... Proceeding to bribe Assad to open up faster and democratize.