Thread: Chatting someone up in Russian

This will prove most useful.

I can't find a russian girl to ask at the moment so someone please tell me what a Cheburashka is.

Чебурашка -
1 an animal - belongs to myphological Soviet animals (like Olympic Bear). It's dark brown, has a thick fur, very huge ears and skinny face. It was found in the box with oranges. The gender and age are uncertain, however his kind and cheerful character is well known.
2 the type of the false fur used in Soviet clothing industry. Usually called as Чебурашка натуральный (Cheburashka Natural) or Рыбий мех (Fish Fur).
3 I may missunderstood you and I really don't know why would you need any Russian girl to ask such question, but Cheburashka isn't a part of women's anatomy for shure! It has other names.

Originally Posted by Layne

I can't find a russian girl to ask at the moment so someone please tell me what a Cheburashka is.

That is it!!

wow, albino! imho real Cheb is dark-brown :-\
I like this: http://hiero.ru/2034006

remember that he's 30 years old or so! Animals turn to grey and white in such age, besides it turns white every winter - to not be noticed and eaten by his friend Crocodile Gena which works in the Zoo as crocodile!

I think they acquired renewed popularity at the Olympics -- so the white may be the "winterization" of Cheburashka?

yes!
TATU and Cheburashka is our answer to Globalism!

Originally Posted by fantom605

Oh, and ask her what a Cheburashka is... Guaranteed points. (I think) -Fantom

If you look at an earlier post in this thread you'll see why I asked.

In response to Russia's opposition to American military action in Iraq, Cheburashka has been renamed "Freedom Bear".

Originally Posted by fantom605

It looks like you may have to bump it up to level two stalking to get anywhere with her

Just kidding, if she already caught you looking at Russian websites, just ask her questions about them. Oh, and ask her what a Cheburashka is... Guaranteed points. (I think)

-Fantom

After all the subsequent posts, I still don't fully understand this.

I collected for you a row of images - they were the random photographies which appiered first when I searched through Google...
I think there exist some International Organisation for the World Peace. They use Cheburashka as their symbol. Soldiers have embroidered Cheburashkas on their uniform, tanks, flags - they mark everything with this symbol.

Originally Posted by Dr J

Originally Posted by fantom605

It looks like you may have to bump it up to level two stalking to get anywhere with her

Just kidding, if she already caught you looking at Russian websites, just ask her questions about them. Oh, and ask her what a Cheburashka is... Guaranteed points. (I think)

-Fantom

After all the subsequent posts, I still don't fully understand this.

Boys like girls. This boy likes this girl. The wise and sage members of this forum are giving him advice on how to woo said girl. "Stalking her" is a joke. A way for him to meet her and get her attention is to ask her for help with teh Ruzzian internets. A Cheburashka is a cute, cuddley creature. A lot of girls like cute, cuddley things.

You spelled it out really well.

Boys like girls. Girls like cuddly animals. Cuddly animals dont give a sh*t about anybody.

Originally Posted by adoc

Cuddly animals dont give a sh*t about anybody.

Sad, but true. Totally heartless entities!

A little more background infor, DR J:

Cheburashka was devised by the soviet cartoon studios (sovmultfilm) and is a little doll (not a cartoon, but a bit like Wallace & Grommit) that is so cute and cuddly that all children love him/her. Cheburashka's best friend is a crocodile named Gena. Evoke this cuddly creature's name, and your potential mating partner will be all smiles, reminding her of a long lost happy childhood and the cutest creature the soviet empire had ever devised!

Originally Posted by kalinka_vinnie

A little more background infor, DR J:

Evoke this cuddly creature's name, and your potential mating partner will be all smiles, reminding her of a long lost happy childhood and the cutest creature the soviet empire had ever devised!

That's right, happy memories lead to excitement. Excitement is often confused for sexual attraction. And that's when you make your move, Dr. J. It doesnt take to be a Dr to know that.

Ah, so cheburashka is the magic word that gets you into russian girls pants then. Another guy was asking for this magic word a while back and you all scorned him to no end. Why give away the secret now? I'm not really sure how to work 'cheburaska' into a normal conversation. "So this cheburaska walks into a bar....."

Originally Posted by Layne

"So this cheburaska walks into a bar....."

Yeah, but does he walk in with a priest, a rabbi, and the pope?