Thread: Can you get condoms on Russia?

I have a friend that was an exchange student in Russia and he said he couldnt get any condoms while he was there.

Is that true or is it just that he doesn't know where to get them?

smurf

What does a condom mean? A type of condo or something about?

Yes it's <Instrumental> of condo!

I should think it would be difficult to get a condom on Russia. I mean, that'd have to be an awfully huge prophylactic.

yes you can get condoms in Russia, they are just called презерватив go to a pharmacy, and you can get some

Yes it's true because we do not have sex in Russia.

Originally Posted by oscar

Yes it's true because we do not have sex in Russia.

another smurf

Originally Posted by Biancca

I have a friend that was an exchange student in Russia and he said he couldnt get any condoms while he was there.

That's because I was operating in the area where your friend was staying and had bought all the condoms in the nearby farmacies.

OK I will regret asking this but what is smurf supposed to mean.

I was not starting this thread to be stupid, but to prove a point to my friend (that he is stupid)

It's the word Mordan uses when he doesn't understand when people are being sarcastic.

Russia has a bad AIDS situation at the moment, yet they don't sell condoms as widely as other places. Here in the UK they have condom machines in almost every public toilet. I didn't notice a single condom machine when I was in Moscow.

Originally Posted by TATY

Russia has a bad AIDS situation at the moment, yet they don't sell condoms as widely as other places. Here in the UK they have condom machines in almost every public toilet. I didn't notice a single condom machine when I was in Moscow.

Well you can buy condoms in any pharmacy, almost any supermarket and kiosk in Moscow.

Originally Posted by Pravit

It's the word Mordan uses when he doesn't understand when people are being sarcastic.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.p ... =smurf&r=f

I will let you guess which of the meaning I used

Originally Posted by Vesh

Originally Posted by TATY

Russia has a bad AIDS situation at the moment, yet they don't sell condoms as widely as other places. Here in the UK they have condom machines in almost every public toilet. I didn't notice a single condom machine when I was in Moscow.

Well you can buy condoms in any pharmacy, almost any supermarket and kiosk in Moscow.

People tend to prefer the machines cos you don't have to talk to anyone.

Thank you for the enlightenment Mordan.

I had no idea the term was so widely used.

Originally Posted by TATY

Originally Posted by Vesh

Originally Posted by TATY

Russia has a bad AIDS situation at the moment, yet they don't sell condoms as widely as other places. Here in the UK they have condom machines in almost every public toilet. I didn't notice a single condom machine when I was in Moscow.

Well you can buy condoms in any pharmacy, almost any supermarket and kiosk in Moscow.

People tend to prefer the machines cos you don't have to talk to anyone.

I haven't seen young people who are THAT shy in Russia for ages.

Originally Posted by Mordan

Originally Posted by Pravit

It's the word Mordan uses when he doesn't understand when people are being sarcastic.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.p ... =smurf&r=f

I will let you guess which of the meaning I used

Girl asks if condoms can't be found in Russia(honest)
Mordan: smurf
Guy says noone has sex in Russia(sarcastic)
Mordan: smurf

Looks like you used one of the meanings one time and another the second time.

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