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    He got ripped off in a russian-bride scam.

    His beloved Katya turned out to be a surly Kostya.

    It's true, honest. He told me in a PM, but swore me to secrecy.

    I'm crooked though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by scotcher
    He got ripped off in a russian-bride scam.

    His beloved Katya turned out to be a surly Kostya.

    It's true, honest. He told me in a PM, but swore me to secrecy.

    I'm crooked though.
    You must be talking about yourself. I have an American wife. You are such an a-hole!
    Well, I don't know what to say. I want to say thanks to the Academy, to Mama, to Papa and to my dog. I love you all.

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    Quote Originally Posted by charlestonian
    Quote Originally Posted by scotcher
    He got ripped off in a russian-bride scam.

    His beloved Katya turned out to be a surly Kostya.

    It's true, honest. He told me in a PM, but swore me to secrecy.

    I'm crooked though.
    You must be talking about yourself. I have an American wife. You are such an a-hole!
    Скандалист, и шуток не понимаешь.
    "...Важно, чтобы форум оставался местом, объединяющим людей, для которых интересны русский язык и культура. ..." - MasterАdmin (из переписки)



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    Quote Originally Posted by Lampada
    Quote Originally Posted by charlestonian
    Quote Originally Posted by scotcher
    He got ripped off in a russian-bride scam.

    His beloved Katya turned out to be a surly Kostya.

    It's true, honest. He told me in a PM, but swore me to secrecy.

    I'm crooked though.
    You must be talking about yourself. I have an American wife. You are such an a-hole!
    Скандалист, и шуток не понимаешь.
    It is not funny at all.
    Well, I don't know what to say. I want to say thanks to the Academy, to Mama, to Papa and to my dog. I love you all.

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    Quote Originally Posted by charlestonian

    You must be talking about yourself.
    I didn't get scammed. I got my mail-order wife.

    It's true that sometimes I wish I'd paid the extra $200 and got one with two legs, but she's pleasant enough I suppose, doesn't eat much, and rarely speaks so long as I can keep her off the sauce. And anyway, that regret only lasts until she hobbles back from the shop with my beer.

    But just because I am happy, it doesn't mean you have to be so unpleasant.

    It's not my fault you got scammed.

    Besides, I don't know why you are so bitter about it. You told me Kostya was very gentle and tender.

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    Quote Originally Posted by scotcher
    Quote Originally Posted by charlestonian

    You must be talking about yourself.
    I didn't get scammed. I got my mail-order wife.

    It's true that sometimes I wish I'd paid the extra $200 and got one with two legs, but she's pleasant enough I suppose, doesn't eat much, and rarely speaks so long as I can keep her off the sauce. And anyway, that regret only lasts until she hobbles back from the shop with my beer.

    But just because I am happy, it doesn't mean you have to be so unpleasant.

    It's not my fault you got scammed.

    Why don't you go play in traffic? Dodge cars, or something...

    Besides, I don't know why you are so bitter about it. You told me Kostya was very gentle and tender.
    Well, I don't know what to say. I want to say thanks to the Academy, to Mama, to Papa and to my dog. I love you all.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lampada
    Quote Originally Posted by charlestonian
    Quote Originally Posted by scotcher
    He got ripped off in a russian-bride scam.

    His beloved Katya turned out to be a surly Kostya.

    It's true, honest. He told me in a PM, but swore me to secrecy.

    I'm crooked though.
    You must be talking about yourself. I have an American wife. You are such an a-hole!
    Скандалист, и шуток не понимаешь.
    Why are you blocking my replies??? Don't like the truth, huh?
    Well, I don't know what to say. I want to say thanks to the Academy, to Mama, to Papa and to my dog. I love you all.

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    Quote Originally Posted by charlestonian
    Quote Originally Posted by Lampada
    Quote Originally Posted by charlestonian
    Quote Originally Posted by scotcher
    He got ripped off in a russian-bride scam.

    His beloved Katya turned out to be a surly Kostya.

    It's true, honest. He told me in a PM, but swore me to secrecy.

    I'm crooked though.
    You must be talking about yourself. I have an American wife. You are such an a-hole!
    Скандалист, и шуток не понимаешь.
    Why are you blocking my replies??? Don't like the truth, huh?
    Ничего мы не блокировали, ни я, ни Мастерадмин.
    А правду я люблю.
    "...Важно, чтобы форум оставался местом, объединяющим людей, для которых интересны русский язык и культура. ..." - MasterАdmin (из переписки)



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    Quote Originally Posted by Lampada
    Quote Originally Posted by charlestonian
    Quote Originally Posted by Lampada
    Quote Originally Posted by charlestonian
    Quote Originally Posted by scotcher
    He got ripped off in a russian-bride scam.

    His beloved Katya turned out to be a surly Kostya.

    It's true, honest. He told me in a PM, but swore me to secrecy.

    I'm crooked though.
    You must be talking about yourself. I have an American wife. You are such an a-hole!
    Скандалист, и шуток не понимаешь.
    Why are you blocking my replies??? Don't like the truth, huh?
    Ничего мы не блокировали, ни я, ни Мастерадмин.
    А правду я люблю.
    Well for some reason, my last reply to Scotcher did not show (see above).
    Well, I don't know what to say. I want to say thanks to the Academy, to Mama, to Papa and to my dog. I love you all.

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    this is my thread and I won't let charlesboylover hijack it!

    Russia was GREAT and SAFE! Putin makes sure everything goes smoothly for his people and he takes great interest in their safety. Unlike some presidents I know who borrow money from China to fund wars for oil and based on lies. Cuz that's not crooked at all!

    I never did understand. What the hell are you doing on MR if all you do is talk sh*t about Russia? One day the traveling spetsnaz circus is gunna run you over with their bus and then get out stomp your face off with their furry insulated jump boots.

    Pay no mind Lampada...

    Я людей видел НАШИХ не мало!
    У Которых в сердцах - РОССИЯ!
    Вот это да, я так люблю себя. И сегодня я люблю себя, ещё больше чем вчера, а завтра я буду любить себя to ещё больше чем сегодня. Тем что происходит,я вполне доволен!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dogboy182
    this is my thread and I won't let charlesboylover hijack it!

    Russia was GREAT and SAFE! Putin makes sure everything goes smoothly for his people and he takes great interest in their safety. Unlike some presidents I know who borrow money from China to fund wars for oil and based on lies. Cuz that's not crooked at all!
    Strange words for someone who joined the US military!
    Hei, rett norsken min og du er død.
    I am a notourriouse misspeller. Be easy on me.
    Пожалуйста! Исправляйте мои глупые ошибки (но оставьте умные)!
    Yo hablo español mejor que tú.
    Trusnse kal'rt eturule sikay!!! ))

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dogboy182
    I never did understand. What the hell are you doing on MR if all you do is talk sh*t about Russia?
    +1
    In Russian, all nationalities and their corresponding languages start with a lower-case letter.

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    Здарово, чарлеcтоныч, как сам, как на районе обстановка?
    -- Да? Коту Ваське, бл##?
    -- Нет, Я кот Васька :-/

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    Quote Originally Posted by kalinka_vinnie
    Quote Originally Posted by Dogboy182
    this is my thread and I won't let charlesboylover hijack it!

    Russia was GREAT and SAFE! Putin makes sure everything goes smoothly for his people and he takes great interest in their safety. Unlike some presidents I know who borrow money from China to fund wars for oil and based on lies. Cuz that's not crooked at all!
    Strange words for someone who joined the US military!
    Indeed.
    Well, I don't know what to say. I want to say thanks to the Academy, to Mama, to Papa and to my dog. I love you all.

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    Осторожно товарищи! I seem to remember "The Dog" coming off his leash at me once for such remarks.


    Note to self: This could be fun. I will sit back and watch.
    Let me be a free man, free to travel, free to stop, free to work, free to trade where I choose, free to choose my own teachers, free to follow the religion of my fathers, free to talk, think and act for myself. - Chief Joseph, Nez Perce

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    Quote Originally Posted by charlestonian
    Quote Originally Posted by kalinka_vinnie
    Quote Originally Posted by Dogboy182
    this is my thread and I won't let charlesboylover hijack it!

    Russia was GREAT and SAFE! Putin makes sure everything goes smoothly for his people and he takes great interest in their safety. Unlike some presidents I know who borrow money from China to fund wars for oil and based on lies. Cuz that's not crooked at all!
    Strange words for someone who joined the US military!
    Indeed.
    Not all that strange, I think. The military, obviously, is better informed than the ordinary Americans and they perceive things which are not quite clear to the rest, simply because they're closer to the sources of information.
    Send me a PM if you need me.

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    Umm... well, as far as I know, most generals and admirals were FOR the war and not AGAINST it... besides dogboy joined the military after the war had already started, so he knew what he was getting himself in to! But I think he just wanted the opportunity to learn languages for free
    Hei, rett norsken min og du er død.
    I am a notourriouse misspeller. Be easy on me.
    Пожалуйста! Исправляйте мои глупые ошибки (но оставьте умные)!
    Yo hablo español mejor que tú.
    Trusnse kal'rt eturule sikay!!! ))

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    Well, I think he did the right thing. He can use this experience for the rest of his life. Good on ya, Doggie!
    Let me be a free man, free to travel, free to stop, free to work, free to trade where I choose, free to choose my own teachers, free to follow the religion of my fathers, free to talk, think and act for myself. - Chief Joseph, Nez Perce

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    Come on charlie, tell us about Kostya......s/he loves me, s/he loves me not..........

    also who beat you up in Russia? Give us the juicy details!
    Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore.

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    you'd be surprised of most of the opinions of people in the military. I think most of the people who want to be are just Marines because they just like to kill anything and everything anyways.

    Just because I work for the government doesn't mean I'm a zombie. I can still think for myself.

    Besides I'm getting paid to live in england for 3 years. And when I'm done, I'll have thousands upon thousands of dollars for college + the opportunity to stay in the UK with a work visa (FREE).

    I think compared to all the other kids in my hometown who chose to work at Macdonald's to work for college, I got the better of the deal.
    Вот это да, я так люблю себя. И сегодня я люблю себя, ещё больше чем вчера, а завтра я буду любить себя to ещё больше чем сегодня. Тем что происходит,я вполне доволен!

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