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    простой вопрос...

    сколько путинов нужны, чтобы заменять лампочку?

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    Oh, do tell.
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    There is no real answer. I just wanted to see what you all would say.

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    Путин можно заменять лампочку своей головой. Его голова похож на лампочки.

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    Re: простой вопрос...

    Quote Originally Posted by saibot
    сколько путинов нужны, чтобы заменять лампочку?
    A little correction: сколько Путиных нужно, чтобы заменить лампочку?
    My English isn't so good, зато с русским все в порядке ))
    I'll be very thankful, if you correct my mistakes.

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    1 to hold the lightbulb
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    Какая разница, умереть богатым или бедным?

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    What about the 5000 needed to march in support of the changing of the lightbulb?

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    Quote Originally Posted by scotcher
    What about the 5000 needed to march in support of the changing of the lightbulb?
    And they will be called "Идущие заменять лампочку вместе"
    "Happy new year, happy new year
    May we all have a vision now and then
    Of a world where every neighbour is a friend"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Friendy
    "Идущие заменять лампочку вместе" :)
    LOL

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    Tsk, tsk. The correct answer is, of course, "None".
    By which I mean: one to order the Spetznatz storming of the private jet on which the lampochka is travelling and to charge it with evasion of свет payments, and the second to point out to the international media that the lampochka was changed by a completely independent judicial process, and no Putins were involved whatsoever.
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    Re: простой вопрос...

    Quote Originally Posted by saibot
    сколько путинов нужны, чтобы заменять лампочку?
    - How many T. Blairs do you need to replace a light bulb?
    - None. It's just happened that the light bulb committed suicide unexpectedly the night before...

    - How many J. Bushes do you need to replace a light bulb?
    - None too. It is impossible a task to explain to him that light bulbs may be replaced. He would prefer to buy another house...

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    But Bush would also tell you that the light bulb must be replaced since it may be used as a weapon of mass destruction and ask for $30000000000 to hire Hailburton company...

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    Re: простой вопрос...

    Quote Originally Posted by saibot
    сколько путинов нужны, чтобы заменять лампочку?
    One more joke:
    - How many Americans do you need to replace a light bulb
    - None at all. Any American would say that the light bult is not broken, but alternative lighting

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    Re: простой вопрос...

    Quote Originally Posted by saibot
    сколько путинов нужны, чтобы заменять лампочку?
    - How many Chinese do you need to replace a light bulb?
    - It is useless, even a new Chinese light bulb won't light too

    - How many Europeans do you need to replace a light bulb?
    - None. It is against bulb rights to be replaced without its permission. So any such a replacer may eventually find himself in a Hague jail

    and so on

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    Comedy isn't really your strong suit, is it Dmov?

    Did you really register just to post those?

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    Hey, I liked them
    - None at all. Any American would say that the light bult is not broken, but alternative lighting
    I would prefer "electromagnetically challenged" ... or maybe "differently radiating"
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    Quote Originally Posted by scotcher
    Comedy isn't really your strong suit, is it Dmov?

    Did you really register just to post those?
    No, I am not a prophet so far I registered several days ago as you could see

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    Re: простой вопрос...

    Quote Originally Posted by saibot
    сколько путинов нужны, чтобы заменять лампочку?
    - How many Putins do we need to replace a light bulb?
    - One. He just go and replace it. The next day all the foreign and russian liberal media are asking what consequencies would have that for the future of democracy in Russia

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    lol...still laughing about all the replies. I need to do this more often...and thanks for the correction pranki!

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