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Ah, how right you are. But then I wonder, are you a typical Russian male?

A bit off topic - but when such a large proportion of people live in flats, what effect does it have on their personalities? In the UK, they have spent the last umpteen years demolishing flats...

Sorry, I'm an amateur - copied it from www.jokes.pp.ru/

http://img78.photobucket.com/albums/v335/BJ1953/pic82.jpg
Maybe this is what doors in Russia are like?

Think VM, ropes would catch fire. Surely you mean you use a metal chain ladder!!

Altercations like this are why they introduced swinging doors in western saloons and gun control!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm very worried about visiting Russian now because of this position over push-me pull-you doors. How can I be sure I'm in a building that has adequate fire exits? Should I carry my own extinguisher...

You tell them, waxwing :lol:

Waxwing - entry into the US has grown more time consuming and aggravating since 9/11. There are often very long queues at immigration especially in Chicago. Woe betide you if you make any sort of...