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Don't ever trust Google translate:crazy:

And in this case полной means fat, not full:crazy:

And type лажа in google translate and you'll understand everything right away (облажаться)

What do you mean?

Я сплоховал (did something badly)
Я облажался.
Я в полной жопе -- (rude: in an extremely bad situation which is result of your or any other's actions and which is almost impossible to break...