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Quick, someone! Give this man a job at the Washington Post! He knows how to EDIT!

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You could do that, but it loses the humor and without humor it loses it's kick because it's not really...

"Because even at 20, you still don't have a brain."

"If you don't have children by the time you're 60, you'll never have them. If you don't have money by 50, you'll never have that. If you can't preserve health by 40, you never will. If you still...

Hmmm... in that case it would have to be translated more like ""If you don't have children by the time you're 60, you'll never have them. If you don't have money by 50, you'll never have that. If you...

Lots of anecdotes! Thank you :)

Brainlessly... indeed, a very good word for this day and age. Thanks for the help guys! I will share the quote on my Facebook wall. Maybe someone will even learn something from it? lol

But the sense is that all the other things went wrong because the subject did not have a brain in the first place? If I am understanding it correctly?

"If you don' have children in 60 years, you'll never have them. If you don't have money in 50 years, you'll never have that. If you don't acquire health in 40 years, you never will. If you still...

OK, I have been going crazy trying to translate this one. I know I am missing something. Would one of you native speakers be willing to fill me in?
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