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Several words of the priest are usually enough :)

Maybe that's not true about toothless hag, but it's nearly always true about satan :)

I have, and I would never say anything like these people say. It is gut wrenchingly cheesy. And if anyone ever said anything like that to me, I'd be like "what the @@@@!?"[/quote]

Unfortunately it...

You've never been in love :) :) :)

A man can go through all of that just to get her in bed.

It doesn't piss me off but still - why people just can't spend a minute or two to search through the forum to find dozens of translations they need.
It's just boring to translate 'I love you' over...

Nevertheless it's better to compile some kind of FAQ like this one for example:

http://www.meighan.net/alexander/Chapter2.htm

Then we can all send Romeos to rest in peace there.