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America was fond of wearing these really tight pants provided by Henry Ford and the eugenics movement, and one day in 1929 (I think it was a Tuesday, to be precise) her gold necklace fell off and she...

Jesus H. Christ. Get a history book.

I think it's funny that this thread started off as satire and now everyone's taking it all seriously. "Why, yes, I do hate Americans." Heh.

Okay!

Yeah, 'cos Americans are total nonconformists. TOTAL nonconformists.

Well, he said he liked American food. And in America our national food is the poor! C'mon, you must have known that :roll: :wink:

See, Mixaelus also likes to eat the poor!

I thought that assassin-dentists felt no empathy? Are you now about to tell us that you, an assassin-dentist, are only human? Pshaw, I say, pshaw.

:lol:

It's a list of stereotypes about Americans, written by an American, and one of the stereotypes is that we stereotype too much. :wink:

Anyway, I think the important thing to remember...

Three cheers for the hedgehog! Ura ura ura! :D

Misanthropy is the wave of the future, my friends! GET ON THE BUS!

Carper is lying. The seniors of Florida eat the poor, Carper eats the poor, I eat the poor, we all eat the poor. Because they are succulent, as Jonathan Swift will tell you! Mmmmmmmmm.


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Umm that's not strictly true, is it?[/quote]

Yes. Yes it is. Every single last one of us actively conspired and marched in the streets and waved flags and sacrificed goats. And we eat the poor....

You know what? I take back what I said before. I hate everyone...except joysof and Carper. I think I love them.

So what am I so afraid of?
I think I am unsure of
The love there is no cure...

I hate Americans! :evil:

Of course, I am a misanthrope. So I hate all the rest of y'all too. Color, citizenship, religion, it doesn't signify. Everyone sucks. Sluuuuurp.

:D