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I did mean literally just say the letters, not what they stand for. "Oemeffgee".

As long as you don't say "OMFG" out loud.

They were... historical asides.

Yeah, they're not really phrases you'll often hear. Not even in England. Sorry to disappoint you.

Rytom: picked that up from P. G. Wodehouse, actually. The absent-minded old gents are always...

"Wowee!" is more of a noise.

Good ones...

Suprise

Cor/gor blimey! (God, blind me!)
Zounds! (God's wounds)
Gordon Bennett!