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Well i don't know... The 'kids' i heard it around are between 16 and 21. I even know of some older russians (25 - 35) Who have admitted that they use it too.

Sure it's not grammitcally correct but...

Yea, they shorten alot of things, just like in any langauge.

тебе - те
мне - ме (or sometime sounds like не ?) it's hard to tell sometimes they are like 'даймежвачку'
тебя - тя etc.

Also...

w0w. That seems really formal (or dorky). I've never even heard that.

Kids my age usually just say "как (это) по английский"

Как чучка по английский
как метелица по английский and so on.

Because что means what, and как means how. Really, how hard is it for you to know when to use "what" and "why" in english. They are two diffrent words. Why are you so hung up on them?

If you're...