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A mast (мачта), c'est un vertical support for sails, so it can't be upper (or can it?).
Yards (реи (pl.), рея (sing.)) are fastened to masts, and they are the timbers upon which the sails are...

Finally,

kwatts: both ways sound close enough, the one that is funnier (haha funnier) should win. Unfortunately, here I can't be the judge of that.

KV: It appears that sentences with no...

Un-...-believable, you are getting the hang of it :D. I don't have the time to correct inaccuracies now, hopefully someone else will.

Yeah, standard, a walk in the park :lol: :lol:

I hoped KV would not miss the opportunity, nice draft :) .

Let's see what's not resolved yet:

Сашка быстрее всех отошел - I am not sure that get away here is good. He cooled down. Отойти has...

Not a big deal?? I don't think so, a successful English speaker (or do you mean Russian native speaker?) would have to understand first what the fragment is saying. Judging by the attempts to...

Having had it with the sappy Russian songs, and I mean big time, I follow up on the pranki's challenge and suggest translating the already mentioned fragment by Gerty. I am curious how this would...