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"I'm tired of plastic silverware"

HEY! Read the title of this thread again!! :lol: :twisted:

"What is life? Life is like a big obstacle, put in front of your optical to slow you down. And just when you think you've gotten around it it'll come back and tackle you to the damn ground."

Cool sexist quote:

"You do well to weep as a woman, for what you could not defend as a man".
-Some Moor fleeing Spain.

Next time someone disses your shoes, tell them you don't care, because "after all, how often do you look at a man's shoes?"

Anyone know where that's from?

Unfortunately I'm not an expert in what American presidents have to say. The only such quote I can recall is George Bush's legendary "Those who enter the country illegally violate the law." :lol:

I've never heard it before.