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Hey Ufi ol' boy! I'm with you on all this. I agree with everything you just posted. Animal rights extremists are dangerous to my health! Good luck with your endeavour to bring your puppy here.

But...

Yes, well we don't want any puppies wearing suicide belts blowing up jet airliners for absentee owners now, do we?

Has this puppy swallowed any contraband. Maybe a small explosive device or narcotics wrapped in plastic?