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As far as I know, in "standard" Russian punctuation plays a more crucial role in affecting the meaning than it does in English, and that phrase could easily be turned into a grammatically flawless...

Also, these ones really made me laugh, even though they're a bit terrifying


Штирлиц облил кошку бензином и поджег; кошка пробежала 10 метров и упала; "Бензин кончился", подумал Штирлиц
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Speaking of Shtirlitz jokes with sexual context... These have been my favorite ones.


Штирлиц стоял на своем... Это была любимая пытка Мюллера

Радистка Кэт села в машину и дала газу... Она...

How so? Sounds perfect to me; I've also heard this version of it: Штирлиц дал Мюллеру подписку; Мюллер взвыл от боли

Also, a funny one about the Russian accent:

There's a Russian at the reception counter in a hotel asking for service. He says, "ту ти ту ту ту, плиз". The receptionist says, "ok...", and the...

I heard that one as if a Russian was saying that, and it went like,

- Ту тикетс ту Даблин!
- Куда блин???
- Туда блин!!!

LOL
Good one!