Thread: ahoy there matey

виндуп they calls me and мерчантский is my surname. i'm mighty glad to have jined yous on this here forum and am looking forrard to learning yous lubbers or deck hands alike a thing or two about the mighty gurt russian language. by thunder yous are bound to learn from me every nook and cranny of this here russian language for i ain't no common man what has sailed before the mast and you may lay to that. i'm 53 years old and i have never set foot on foreign soil. can't wait to start knocking some sense of grammar and vocabulary into your skulls as well as learning more about your weird foreign ways as i go along.

haha! you are awesome! лучшее приветствие когда-либо! =)