by the way,
another rarely used version is "Всем до п..ды" (it has the root 'c...nt' in it)- i would say this is even the strongest and most serious version of all which is quite difficult to say in a funny way.

(and by the other way, if you want to swear like they do in Britain have a look at 83. How to Swear in British English – VERY RUDE CONTENT | Luke's ENGLISH Podcast)