Doesn't anyone actually have any interesting questions to ask around here? This is your big chance to ask anything you ever wanted....and it's free! So think of something good.
Here's my question for all the Russian blokes at the lovely but exciting Master Russian.
How do you say, "If you even try look at me again I am going to punch your teeth so far down your neck that you'll be brushing your teeth with your toothbrush up your butt!"
Now, that, is a question! Feel free to put in all the necessary expletives when you translate.
Спосибо заранее, Mates! Woo Hoo!