Important Phrase for an ugly tourist.

Doesn't anyone actually have any interesting questions to ask around here? This is your big chance to ask anything you ever wanted....and it's free! So think of something good.
Here's my question for all the Russian blokes at the lovely but exciting Master Russian.

How do you say, "If you even try look at me again I am going to punch your teeth so far down your neck that you'll be brushing your teeth with your toothbrush up your butt!"

Now, that, is a question! Feel free to put in all the necessary expletives when you translate.

Спосибо заранее, Mates! Woo Hoo!

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Originally Posted by DDT

How do you say, "If you even try look at me again I am going to punch your teeth so far down your neck that you'll be brushing your teeth with your toothbrush up your butt!"

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"ЫЫЫЫЫЫЫЫЫЫ!!!!!!!!"

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"If you even try look at me again I am going to punch your teeth so far down your neck that you'll be brushing your teeth with your toothbrush up your butt!"

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Попробуй только посмотреть на меня еще раз и я тебе так врежу по зубам, что они высыпятся прямо в кишки и ты будешь чистить их своей щеткой через задницу!

Oh, BTW, that's lame. I prefer this one:
"Try to look at me like this again and I will put my foot so far up your ass, the water on the toe of my boot will quench your thirst!"
:evil:

Вообще-то, это слишком длинная фраза подобного рода для русского языка. Использование мата делает подобные высказывания довольно лаконичными:
(пардон, дамы)
"Ещё раз так на меня посмотришь - огребёшь по е...лищу!"

P.S. I some circles they do not warn - they punch. ;D