Thread: my Russian for your English

My name is Alexander and I'm from Russia. I am 18 years old. I can offer my Russian for your English. My English is poor, but Russian is my native language.

mail me: (пишите сюда): hastenax AT yandex DOT ru

Hi, My name is Benjamin, I am a native english speaker looking to learn Russian from a native Russian. I'll teach you English the best I can for you teaching me Russian the best you can. Hope you respong. Do Svydanya.

Second time you make a spelling error in two posts only. Would you mind to re-read your phrases next time? Since you are a native speaker as you say , that should not be a problem. Not to be an asshole from my side , but things like "respong" are pretty stupid and could confuse people here.

Actually, Mea Culpa, since you are Dutch, you do not get the subtle meaning of the word "respong" Benjamin was writing.

To "respong" is to spong one more time. Now to spong is a techincal linguistic term which can either mean "write with great haste and low word to punctuation ratio" or "to eat large quantities of wet gravel", depending on the context. I believe Benjamin was referring to the former.

Thank you for your inteqest!

I don't think so. Look at his other posts. The punctuation in there is just as bad , and there are also spelling errors. Maybe he meant the "respong" (that could or could not be) , but the rest is still wrong. By the way , that rhymes.

But indeed. Since you are English you know slang much better than I do.

I just wanted to point out that my post was utter an complete булшит. I am glad you believed me though.

Vincentz, that was some funny azz shiz!

I need a translation from you, spellingerrors, can you give me the definition of this one? Does it have to do with skydiving without underwear by chance?
-Fantom

Originally Posted by fantom605

Vincentz, that was some funny azz shiz!

I need a translation from you, spellingerrors, can you give me the definition of this one? Does it have to do with skydiving without underwear by chance?
-Fantom

Damn spacebar......(and no that has nothing to with an astronaut flying with a candybar)

I am Victoria from America and I am learning some Russian right now, i need help so can you help me? I amvery fluent in English and speak some French, Portuguese, and my native language Khmer. I am Cambodian by the way. If you are interested email me at victoria_vann@hotmail.com Thanks!