Thread: Hello from England!

You tell 'em, Lolita.

lil_lolita knows the world.
Last time someone said that they started a religion!

In my opinion, the reputation that countries like Russia get for pretty girls stems from a number of factors; genetics could be just a very small part of it, but no more than that. It's much more to do with the attitude towards sexual attraction here.

Actually I think what you are seeing is much fiercer competition for a much smaller supply of males who can supply what the woman is looking for (wealth, stability and the concomitant security for future children). In my opinion that's why so many women here try a lot harder to be sexy, glamorous and beautiful. It's like bidding at an auction. The idea that there are 'no hot guys' or something like that is just the filtered, civilized interpretation.

ROFL ROFL. Im 17, and i have gone through some stuff. But whatever 16 year old says they have seen it all, obviously hasn't seen shit. Oh wah wah, your boyfriend broke up with you who you were just postive was going to marry you, and accidently ran right over your brand new puppy when he was baking our of your driveway. Unless you've been molested by your monkey's unlce, survuved a plane crash, AND been to russia, sweety, im sooo soo Уверен that you have not seen anything.

You kinda piss me off. There are people who served in vietnam who watched other people right next to them get blown into peices, yet you've had a harder life than them. WAH wah wah, go listen to your emo and write crappy poetry about how you carve crosses into your arm. Fankly my dear, nobody gives a damn.


At the british guy, if you wanta russian chick, hot damn go get her !

Dogboy, I couldn't have said it better! I agree with you 100%!

waxwing, I agree with you on most things too, but I still think Russia has almost no hot guys *shrugs*...maybe that's just me...

Originally Posted by carlos-england

If anyone would like to write to me
a 30 year old native English speaker
from near Manchester in the north of
England then all emails would be welcome.

I'm 6ft 2ins tall with brown hair and eyes and
I'm quite handsome (I'll send you a photo)
I like to go to the gym and to box
(my nose is still in good shape
pretty devoushkas are prefered but if you
are a bloke and want to talk about football
then I don't mind either

I have been to Russia before and I love the
place! niet po russkiy

If there is anything on the original post
that has offended anyone then I'm truly
sorry, but for the life of me I cannot see what
it is, Kamion, you are a typical smug, self centred,
boring, cretinous halfwit with a superiority
complex if you and your friends can see anything
about thats offensive above then point it out!

Lolita, I doubt you have seen more than me
but if you have, it hasn't done you any good as you
come across as a high handed, intellectually challenged
fool, you would think your life experiences would make
you a better person, instead all you have done is judge
me without knowing one thing about me, if you can't
name 5 things about me then you are no judge to come
here and make me out to be some kind of sexual deviant.

Again, this is a PENFRIENDS section, if that offends
your delicate narrow minded natures then refrain
from entering!

Originally Posted by Dogboy182

At the british guy, if you wanta russian chick, hot damn go get her !

I know mate! I'm in Wales at the moment though so
fit Russian women are in short supply, I'll be
moving to Moscow for a year or so in the next 18
months so it won't be a problem

Originally Posted by carlos-england

....Kamion, you are a typical smug, self centred,
boring, cretinous halfwit with a superiority complex...

Settle down mate! You're beginning to sound like Monty Python: "Shut your festering gob, you tit! Your type really makes me puke, you vacuous, coffee-nosed, malodorous pervert!".

btw - Can someone translate the Monty Python bit into Russian: I'll give it a go myself later - I know this is not the Translate This! section but we’re all over the place with this thread

[quote=майк]

Originally Posted by "carlos-england":1xwnobix

....Kamion, you are a typical smug, self centred,
boring, cretinous halfwit with a superiority complex...

Settle down mate! You're beginning to sound like Monty Python: "Shut your festering gob, you tit! Your type really makes me puke, you vacuous, coffee-nosed, malodorous pervert!".

btw - Can someone translate the Monty Python bit into Russian: I'll give it a go myself later - I know this is not the Translate This! section but we’re all over the place with this thread [/quote:1xwnobix]

Be nice! manners cost nothing!

I'm sorry I cannot describe Kamions odious presence in
one word, so several will have to do. Is that OK with you
then?

To all you brightly coloured, mealy-templed, cranberry-smelling, electric donkey-bottom wipers, I wave my private parts at your aunties.

it is, Kamion, you are a typical smug, self centred,
boring, cretinous halfwit with a superiority

I asked "why do you care about looks when you want a penfriend"? How can you possibly know how/who I am just because of that question? I

[quote=Kamion]

it is, Kamion, you are a typical smug, self centred,
boring, cretinous halfwit with a superiority

I asked "why do you care about looks when you want a penfriend"? How can you possibly know how/who I am just because of that question? I

Originally Posted by Jasper May

To all you brightly coloured, mealy-templed, cranberry-smelling, electric donkey-bottom wipers, I wave my private parts at your aunties.

Jasper - I have only one thing to say, "No chance, English bed-wetting types. I burst my pimples at you and call your door-opening request a silly thing, you tiny-brained wipers of other people's bottoms!"

Well, two things actually! Do 'carlos-england' in Google - interesting

if you google "carlos hughes wigan" that would
be more interesting, or more interesting than
you, boring swedish meatball

Originally Posted by carlos-england

if you google "carlos hughes wigan" that would
be more interesting

You're right. Interesting, like all the other links. But not as revealing

[quote=майк]

Originally Posted by "carlos-england":269wgta4

if you google "carlos hughes wigan" that would
be more interesting

You're right. Interesting, like all the other links. But not as revealing [/quote:269wgta4]

It reveals nothing, unless of course you want to take
it out of context, thats fine though, if you don't want the
truth behind it then thats fine by me. Shows you what
an arsehole you are though.

Originally Posted by Ellen

but I still think Russia has almost no hot guys *shrugs*...maybe that's just me...

Wha'? No hot guys? Look at the bloody photo! I'm a geezer and you're a loser, know what I mean?

Originally Posted by VendingMachine

Originally Posted by Ellen

but I still think Russia has almost no hot guys *shrugs*...maybe that's just me...

Wha'? No hot guys? Look at the bloody photo! I'm a geezer and you're a loser, know what I mean?

what photo do you mean?

Originally Posted by Ellen

Originally Posted by VendingMachine

Originally Posted by Ellen

but I still think Russia has almost no hot guys *shrugs*...maybe that's just me...

Wha'? No hot guys? Look at the bloody photo! I'm a geezer and you're a loser, know what I mean?

what photo do you mean?

Well, the one on page 1 of course. I'm posting it again for your convinience:



Oh arr, bain't Oi every milkmaid's dream, a 'andsome comboine 'arvester droiver loike mezelf? Every maid loikes a bloke as can drink his zoider and loikes children. Oi loike children, they makes gurrt zakuski for scrumpy. This week, however, Oi've been mostly eatin' dead rodents.

Fast Show fan as well, then, Mr comboin 'aarvester droiver Sir?

LMAO!!!!!! oh, that photo!!!!
Well, after seeing it I admit I have to change my mind hahaha