Amazing translations

http://www.google.com/language_tools?hl=en

Google seems to have a hard time translating almost every language, except Chinese... I just had Beijing University's web page translated almost perfectly. You guys should check it out. It does a horrible job with Korean though.

This is because chinese grammar, order, etc. is extremely close to english, and chinese has no verb conjugations...

or they have 500,000 Chinese set up in an office somewhere putting out translations whenever google asks for it... ;)

I was leaning torwards the first one but..........................

http://www.ccas.org.au/images/chinese%20computer.jpg

What was I gonna say? :o

OH!

Lol... :lol:

so now I know what the chinese do in all those 网吧s (wang ba - internet cafe - lit: net bar) that are everywhere here. Not surfing the web, not playing warcraft, and not looking at porn...but translating things for google! :wink:

I wonder if they get paid :dunno:

of course they get paid...

...no attention, that is... ;)

I made that last comment...

Just thought I'd say that I made that last comment...

And I hope it doesn't offend anyone who is Chinese...

In all honesty I have a really good love/hate relationship going on with the Chinese...

They all love me, and I hate all them...

hehe...Once again, just kidding...

But in all honesty that's the way it is when you spend a lot of time in another country, I think most people who stay abroad for more than 6 months will tell you about the same... you have days when everything's okay you have fun you learn about the culture, the language, and other days you absolutely hate everything to do with the country and its people and if you hear one more person, be they child, man, woman, elderly, or dog say 老外 (laowai = foreigner)you think you could kill one or two...thousand and still not feel much better...

But that's the way it is, here in this place called 中国（zhongguo - lit: the middle country commonly known as China) where foreigners are few and wide and chinese are many and plentiful...

I did have an interesting conversation, in chinese :), about the different dialects and things here in china, as opposed to the mutal intelligibility of British and American English, tonight with a couple of people here...it's encounters like this that renew your faith in the people and the country...

Note: I mean absolutely no disrespect to any Chinese in China or abroad by these statements, they are merely my feelings and my attempts at a joke, be it funny or not...And I do not actually hate all Chinese nor China, as I find it a pretty interesting, and rather safe country...full of good things and bad things mind you...but altogether just different...

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It's mainly about cellphones and what services they have...like mp3 or qq (a popular chinese chatting program) notice all the "手机"s lit: hand machine = cellphone

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Re: I made that last comment...

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Guest，

为什么你要做了这个不聪明的东西？我们在这里只要聊天，但你要什么？

如果你不能说话，不说话。。。

。。。

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Originally Posted by tdcinprc

Guest，

为什么你要做了这个不聪明的东西？我们在这里只要聊天，但你要什么？

如果你不能说话，不说话。。。

。。。

你是哪国人? 你的中文很不错啊!