Thread: EASIEST SCANDINAVIAN LANGUAGE

What do you think is the easiest scandinavian language. . considering you think about, pronounciation, sounds, grammar, the way in which they make there endings for the words eg. Bok, Boka-Boken, etc

All replies will be really appreciated. . because i am wanting to learn a new language. . .and well. . i have a lot of want to learn a scandinavian one. . i don

Faeroese. Enjoy. (Why do they call me a sadist? )

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faroese i dont know if i like the sound of that

They're joking I'm sure.

Faroese and Icelandic are the most archaic and have the most complicated word conjugation, but beacuse they are also the smallest there's probably no reason to learn them unless you plan on living there or you're really into Bj

IMHO Danish has the sweetest pronunciation of them all - just listen to native speakers say "roedgroed med floede", I'm sure you'll be smitten by that heavenly language.

2Swedes: just don't start, all right? Hot potato in your mouth and all that skitsnack - we mock what we don't understand.

Originally Posted by VendingMachine

IMHO Danish has the sweetest pronunciation of them all - just listen to native speakers say "roedgroed med floede", I'm sure you'll be smitten by that heavenly language.

..... heavenly language ...... are you being forced to write that :P

Wow I had no idea Danish was a Scandanavian language. What are all of them? Sorry this is off topic.

Originally Posted by Евгения Белякова

Wow I had no idea Danish was a Scandanavian language. What are all of them? Sorry this is off topic.

Danish, Norwegen and Swedish are usually referred to as Scandinavian language(s), because of the close relation between the three of them. Just as well as you can consider them three individual languages, they can be considered dialects of the same. That's an never ending discussion

I just love the sound of Danish - it's music to my ears, is Danish. To me it's the most beautiful language in the world.

Originally Posted by VendingMachine

I just love the sound of Danish - it's music to my ears, is Danish. To me it's the most beautiful language in the world.

.... but its no melodic at all - it just goes "da da da da da" .... like a shutgun, unlike for instance swedish or some of the southern european languages who are melodic in their tunes and sounds.

Never heard anybody have that kinda affection for danish before. Your truely unique, since most people find danish ugly or at best not very pretty :P

Most people? And who are these 'most people'? A link at the organisation which carried out this survey, please.
As for da da da da da - dat's bollocks, Danish doesn't sound like that at all. And Swedish and Norwegian - those horrible tonal languages - they give me headache with their ugly lilts. And Danish women sound so damn sexy when they speak their language.

Anyway, you're going to have to live with the fact that tastes differ - I think Danish is the most beautiful language in the world and I couldn't care less what others might think. There are at least 5 million people in this world who share my view.

P.S. Man belaanes af en bedaarende udsigt - where the hell is your da da da da in this sentence? You could sing it - man belaaaaaanes af en bedaaaaaaarende udsigt. Stick your da da da da up your khyber, mate.

Originally Posted by VendingMachine

Most people? And who are these 'most people'? A link at the organisation which carried out this survey, please.
As for da da da da da - dat's bollocks, Danish doesn't sound like that at all. And Swedish and Norwegian - those horrible tonal languages - they give me headache with their ugly lilts. And Danish women sound so darn sexy when they speak their language.

Anyway, you're going to have to live with the fact that tastes differ - I think Danish is the most beautiful language in the world and I couldn't care less what others might think. There are at least 5 million people in this world who share my view.

Oh sheesh .... are you defensive of the danes and their language

Anyway I think I know more about those 5 millions then you do, but I'll let it slide instead. Who wants to argue with a man who find native danish speaking women sexy

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Originally Posted by VendingMachine

P.S. Man belaanes af en bedaarende udsigt - where the hell is your da da da da in this sentence? You could sing it - man belaaaaaanes af en bedaaaaaaarende udsigt. Stick your da da da da up your khyber, mate.

PS. .... mener du ikke betages af en bed

hehe.........................................hehe

Vending machine - how do you now what's scandinavian ?

Originally Posted by K

Originally Posted by VendingMachine

P.S. Man belaanes af en bedaarende udsigt - where the hell is your da da da da in this sentence? You could sing it - man belaaaaaanes af en bedaaaaaaarende udsigt. Stick your da da da da up your khyber, mate.

PS. .... mener du ikke betages af en bedårende udsigt

smart @rse. belaanes. det er fra en tegnefilm.

Originally Posted by Zhenya

Vending machine - how do you now what's scandinavian ?

Because my farmor had everything to do with everything Scandinavian, that's how.

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PS. .... mener du ikke betages af en bed

Originally Posted by K

Originally Posted by K

Originally Posted by VendingMachine

PS. .... mener du ikke betages af en bedårende udsigt

smart @rse. belaanes. det er fra en tegnefilm.

Not trying to be smart grumphy, Im asking because the sentence does not make any real sense to me. Its my native tounge, not yours, so there are grounds for a mix up. Though your danish is very good ......

Can you pronounce equally good ?

Ha-ha-ha, you're lying through your teeth. Danish is as much a native language to you as Swahili is to me. This was actually taken from a script written by a Danish linguistics professor. You've just turned yourself into a real laughing stock, mate. Btw, I pronounce my Danish with a thick jydske accent, you wouldn't even understand it, not being a native speaker of Danish.

Aren't you that guy who came here once claiming he was a native speaker of Norwegian but it turned out he was a Croatian immigrant as his writings were full of carry-overs from Croatian? I showed his writings to a Norwegian friend of mine and he immidiately identified him as an imposter. I think you're that guy - you thought you'd make a comeback, dressed up as a Dane this time, didn't you? Oh yes, that must be you. Ha-ha-ha, caught you again. Your attempt at correcting that perfectly written sentence reveals a typical carry-over from Croatian - I've just consulted a very good language specialist - a Dane who is a professor of Slavic languages and who is actually bilingual in Croation as his mother was a Croat. You are Croatian, mate.