Thread: What sights in England?

We would like to go to England. Whether somebody will prompt, what we should visit in the beginning? :P

London!! Maya rodina!
Could write a book about that..

Oxford is nice. Libraries and galleries, old buildings, just incredible.

Lots of beautiful places along the Thames, e.g. the region around Maidenhead.

The Lake District in Cumbria is also very beautiful, you can have that whole 'Inn' experience and do some hiking. Very healthy. Bring a brolly (zontik).
Southwest (Dorset, Cornwall) is the only real chance to have a proper 'beach' holiday. It's the way British people used to spend their summer.

Brighton has a nice mixture of old and trendy new.

Oh one last thing ... when you return, could you please bring several jars of Marmite (C) ?? Spasiba!

Try to come outside of July and August, when the tourist hordes descend

Geography lesson: avoid anything between High Barnet and Edinburgh.

You know, the Prince has always dreamt of going to London. Imagine being surrounded with your lovely British accents for a week or two!

No, come to Deb'm for the stimulating intellectual atmosphere!

Thanks for advice! And the second question:
My parents want to send me in English family. Is it good?
And thanks for photography!!! :P

It's not bad.
Statistics have shown that a mere 42.3% of British families eat foreign children for their supper.
With a nice garnish of mint sauce.

47.6% of all statistics are made up.

Do you know some reasons why they do it, waxwing? Perhaps foreign children are more tasty than English ones, or maybe it is fashionable now? And what nations are more preferable? Does any buddy of your family like to eat foreign children? What do you feel when you walk by Russian streets and see Russian children?

Well, it's like ordering out for pad thai, innit? Sometimes you just want the sort of food you're not accustomed to! I mean, Jonathan Swift really enjoyed eating Irish babies, but even he must have craved some Chinese or Mexican every once in a while...

So, Lindsay, what children do you prefer for a meal? Boys or girls? And of what age? Do you take off their skin or just leave it as is? How do you obtain such children? What percentage of Americans like to eat foreign children?

I know that when I eat children I always check the label and make sure that they're either made of soy or textured vegetable protein.

Hm, so you even have a children-producing industry? That's cool! When you buy a legal kid you always may be sure that he is enough qualitative and doesn't have any disease. You're lucky; not everybody has such a service. Some have to catch children on their own. Poor people…

Nice website, by the way. What do you think of this picture? I made it on my dacha.