Russian jokes. Issue 3. Part II
See part I also.
3.8
- How many Harvard's alumni need to replace the bolb?
- Two. One of them is calling your father. Other is holding his cocktail.
3.9
Dear teachers! Military's future depends on you!
3.10
It's test time. Minute follows minute. Two students send notices to each
other. Teacher noticed that. He says:
- Why do you it? It's an exam!
- Professor, we're just playing preference...
- Ohhh... I am sorry!
3.11
A freshman will pass an exam today. He's waking up. He has only one thing
in your mind: "It's an exam today". He go to the unversity. He comes in the
classroom. He can't see any known face. He begins pass the exam.
His questions are very hard. He asks you neighbours right, left, back. He
know already what he have to answer. The teacher call he. The
freshman talks something and the teacher says:
- I will tick off the grade B. Are you agree?
- Yes, of course!
The teacher tick off a grade B and talk:
- I see the first time, when a freshman passed the senior's exam!
3.12
It's test time. A student give the teacher his record-book. The student
begins answer. The tacher are finding money in the record-book, but he can't find it.
The student gets a E and goes out of the classroom.
Next student begins answer. The teacher found $500 in his record-book. The
student gets an A and he goes out. Other student comes in the classroom.
The teacher also found $500 in his record-book. The teacher tick off an A and says:
- I love it, when my students are really smart.
3.13
A student pass the exam. He put $600 in his record-book. The tecaher found
money. The student says: $100 for each level (F - $100, ... A - $600). The
student gets an E. The teacher returns $400 after the same time and
says: It's the change.
3.14
Students pass the exam. It's very cold in the classroom. The teacher says:
- Someone, bring me a cup of tea, please.
One student goes out of the classroom and returns with the cup of VODKA.
The teacher's trying it. He looks very glad after that. Nobody has get a
grade below an B.
Next day. It's the same classroom. Same story with a cup of vodka. But at
this time nobody has get a grade above a D. Students are asking the
teacher after an exam:
- Why is that?
- I don't like, when sombedy repeat something.
