I really wasn't certain where to put this one as all the punctuation and/or silly things seem to fall under "Russian" and not "English" yet this is English or actually any language, in a fashion.
I have always been fond of Victor Borge and especially his "Phonetic Punctuation" routine in which he recites a story, with full punctuation (comma, period, exclamation mark, etc.) as exaggerated onomatopoetic sounds.
The other one I like is his "Inflationary Language", where he incremented numbers embedded in words, whether they are visible or not ("once upon a time" becomes "twice upon a time", "wonderful" becomes "twoderful", "forehead" becomes "fivehead", "tennis" becomes "elevennis", "I ate a tenderloin with my fork" becomes "I nined an elevenderloin with my five'k" etc). http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Victor_Borge
I have here the for your viewing pleasure, Phonetic Punctuation (I have an entire DVD which also includes the Inflationary Language if anyone wants to see that one).
If you have never seen Phonetic Punctiation before, it is a real treat. If you have, it is always fun to watch again.
To watch it, just click on the link. I hope that you enjoy.
http://s444.photobucket.com/albums/q...t=0594978e.flv