Thread: Offering help :-)

To all Russian speakers learning English. Im a native English speaker willing to give help for whatever you need. If you wish on learning a whole new "part" of the language for example: How to order food in a restaurant, then I am open. Just post what you need right here

Though there is one drawback, I dont speak Russian ¬_¬

So I will give you "advanced" tutoring for English.

And feel free to post your posts in Russian, as I have a translator at the ready.

Welcome, Satsuma!

Are you offering "advanced" English tutoring free?... or for pay? There is a difference for forum rules.

And my Russian is not good, so no worries. My second language is actually Spanish, and Russian is my third.

What is your English dialect?... Canadian, U.K., Australian, American, Scottish, Irish? Some of our members want to learn a particular dialect... others want to learn 'general'/conversational English.

Also, in tutoring for "advanced" English... can you tutor technical, business, engineering, legal, or scientific English?

The forum is very informal... people ask what they need help with... and our "Band of English-speaking brothers" try to help.

Our "Big Brother/Sister" is MasterAdmin. S/he's excellent. (Sorry MasterAdmin... I've never asked whether you're a girl or guy. )

Welcome aboard!

Hehe ok. I am from England so I use the UK dialect which is what everyone should use as it is what I call "native" English.

I will offer this all for free.

And yeah I can teach you anything you want, buisness, ANYTHING you need to know.

Originally Posted by Satsuma

Hehe ok. I am from England so I use the UK dialect which is what everyone should use as it is what I call "native" English.

O.K.! UK's fine here. I'm American... please don't hate me.

Again, welcome aboard.

Originally Posted by Satsuma

To all Russian speakers learning English. Im a native English speaker willing to give help for whatever you need. If you wish on learning a whole new "part" of the language for example: How to order food in a restaurant, then I am open. Just post what you need right here

Though there is one drawback, I dont speak Russian ¬_¬

So I will give you "advanced" tutoring for English.

And feel free to post your posts in Russian, as I have a translator at the ready.

So how to order food in a restaurant?

Let me guess. You must raise you hand and shout: "garson!". Right?

Originally Posted by ST

Let me guess. You must raise you hand and shout: "garson!". Right?

Ordering food:

Извините меня кельнер, смогите я пожалуйста иметь = Excuse me waiter may I please have (Now list what you want to eat)

И для пустыни = And for desert (List the desert you want)

Extra's:

Еда была симпатична = The food was lovely

Еда не была моего стандарта = The food was not of my standard

Now that is very basic food ordering.

Advanced:

В мою еду можете вы принять вне = In my meal can you take out the (List what you want taken out)

Все гайки в еде? Im аллергическое = Is there any nuts in the meal? Im allergic (I used nuts as an example as it is very common but you replace it with whatever your asking.

Будет вся из этой цены? = How much will all of this cost?



There you go. That should get you exactly what you want in an English restaurant and maybe more : )

Originally Posted by Satsuma

Ordering food:

Извините меня кельнер, смогите я пожалуйста иметь = Excuse me waiter may I please have (Now list what you want to eat)

И для пустыни = And for desert (List the desert you want)

Extra's:

Еда была симпатична = The food was lovely

Еда не была моего стандарта = The food was not of my standard

Now that is very basic food ordering.

Advanced:

В мою еду можете вы принять вне = In my meal can you take out the (List what you want taken out)

Все гайки в еде? Im аллергическое = Is there any nuts in the meal? Im allergic (I used nuts as an example as it is very common but you replace it with whatever your asking.

Будет вся из этой цены? = How much will all of this cost?



There you go. That should get you exactly what you want in an English restaurant and maybe more : )

Ordering food:

I said advanced didnt I? ^^

Originally Posted by Satsuma

I said advanced didnt I? ^^

It's just your Russian... sorry.

Originally Posted by Satsuma

And feel free to post your posts in Russian, as I have a translator at the ready.

What is this translator?

Oh the Russian?

http://babelfish.altavista.com/

>_<

Originally Posted by Satsuma

Oh the Russian?

http://babelfish.altavista.com/

>_<

I'd advice you not to use this. It translays you English phrases into nonsense. For example "desert" it translated like "пустыня" (a hot place with camels and a lot of sand) The right word is "десерт".

Originally Posted by Basil77

Originally Posted by Satsuma

Oh the Russian?

http://babelfish.altavista.com/

>_<

I'd advice you not to use this. It translays you English phrases into nonsense. For example "desert" it translated like "пустыня" (a hot place with camels and a lot of sand) The right word is "десерт".

It's WYSIWYG. Desert means desert, and dessert means dessert.

Сацума жжот не по-деЦЦки!

I've just erupted into laughter!!! I like the following thing best of all.
Все гайки в еде? Im аллергическое = Is there any nuts in the meal? Im allergic (I used nuts as an example as it is very common but you replace it with whatever your asking.

All translations are funny. My favorite, Все гайки в еде? Im аллергическое = Is there any nuts in the meal? Im allergic (I used nuts as an example as it is very common but you replace it with whatever your asking.

I may be allergic to "орехи" but "гайки" in my food really scare me

Originally Posted by ReDSanchous

I've just erupted into laughter!!! I like the following thing best of all.
Все гайки в еде? Im аллергическое = Is there any nuts in the meal? Im allergic (I used nuts as an example as it is very common but you replace it with whatever your asking.

You've read my mind

Rtyom, как думаешь, что ему выдаст робот, когда он твоё "Сацума жжот не по-деЦЦки" туда засунет?


Satsuma of zhzhot not on -deQQki