Help translate this quatrain

**Vincent Tailors** · June 13th, 2006, 03:34 PM

Please, explain me the meaning of the following:

That jerk lives like
a missle with
his pecker in one hand and
his pooper in the other

What is this about? Especially "his pecker ... ..." and "his pooper ... ..."

**Chuvak** · June 13th, 2006, 05:06 PM

I think it's something dirty and vulgar, about a man who is used to jerking off... am I right???

**kalinka_vinnie** · June 14th, 2006, 02:31 AM

his pecker = his *reproductive organ*
his pooper = his *digestive exhaust valve*

**Бармалей** · June 14th, 2006, 04:42 AM

That makes no sense. At all. This is the kind of crap that turns people off to poetry.

**Vincent Tailors** · June 14th, 2006, 05:18 AM

Thank you, it's from the Locust's lyrics.

**Rtyom** · June 14th, 2006, 10:21 AM

I just imagined the picture.

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