Okay, so I've got this crazy life's ambition to learn how to say the phrase, "My pants are on fire!" in as many languages as possible.
It's stupid, I know, but you never know when you'll be in a random country and your pants will be on fire for some reason, and you'll end up running down the street yelling while everyone around you will not understand a word you're saying.
I'm gonna need help, not some guy sitting on his porch saying, "Look at dee seely Amereekan, he is tinking it is funny because he run with his pants on fire. Ha, crazee Amereekanski. I tink I not help him."