Thread: How do i put it all togeather?

Well, if you're all quite finished, I'd like to tell you about recurring dream (they're the best). Ever since I was about 10 years old I have been dreaming about myself, lying on a table with an enormous axe swinging precariously above be from a single string. The strange thing is, that I look exactly like, and effectively am Yasper Arafat. I've had this dream for at least 10 times now. Extremely weird. Maybe I should see a psychiatrist.

Perhaps it is a prophecy, and you will undergo some enormous amounts of plastic surgery.