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    Underage thief

    Guy walked into a little corner store with a shotgun and
    demanded all the cash from the cash drawer. After the cashier
    put the cash in a bag, the robber saw a bottle of scotch that he
    wanted behind the counter on the shelf. He told the cashier to
    put it in the bag as well, but he refused and said, "Because I
    don't believe you are over 21."

    The robber said he was, but the clerk still refused to give it
    to him because he didn't believe him. At this point the robber
    took his driver's license out of his wallet and gave it to the
    clerk. The clerk looked it over, and agreed that the man was in
    fact over 21 and he put the scotch in the bag. The robber then
    ran from the store with his loot. The cashier promptly called
    the police and gave the name and address of the robber that he
    got off the license.

    They arrested the robber two hours later.
    Море удачи и дачу у моря

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    *Crickets* ...
    Вот это да, я так люблю себя. И сегодня я люблю себя, ещё больше чем вчера, а завтра я буду любить себя to ещё больше чем сегодня. Тем что происходит,я вполне доволен!

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    *Howls*
    Call to a hardware store: "I'm sure you know more about the caulk than I do...tell me...is there a taste to the caulk?".

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    Once a man did the same thing, except what he didn't think of in this case was that he had his work identity photo-card clipped onto himself at the time..
    Эдмунд Ричардович Вудфилд

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    Quote Originally Posted by Oddo
    Once a man did the same thing, except what he didn't think of in this case was that he had his work identity photo-card clipped onto himself at the time..
    *howls again*
    Call to a hardware store: "I'm sure you know more about the caulk than I do...tell me...is there a taste to the caulk?".

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    *licks toes*
    Call to a hardware store: "I'm sure you know more about the caulk than I do...tell me...is there a taste to the caulk?".

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    *howls*
    Call to a hardware store: "I'm sure you know more about the caulk than I do...tell me...is there a taste to the caulk?".

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    Call to a hardware store: "I'm sure you know more about the caulk than I do...tell me...is there a taste to the caulk?".

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    Монс3к, да не переживай ты так!

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    Call to a hardware store: "I'm sure you know more about the caulk than I do...tell me...is there a taste to the caulk?".

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    К чему эти собаки лесные?
    Я танцую пьяный на столе нума нума е нума нума нума е
    Снова счастье улыбнулось мне нума нума е нума нума нума е

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    ok it wasnt THAT bad
    небо уронит
    ночь на ладони
    нас не догонят
    нас не догонят
    небо уронит
    ночь на ладони
    нас не догонят
    нас не догонят

    "нас не догонят" т.а.т.у

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