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The signboard reads: «хлеб» (‘bread’).
But together with its reflection in the puddle it reads «хлеб ху́ев» (≈‘fucking bread’)
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Beware of the bear

From a recent episode of Saturday Night Live, here's "The U.S. Men's Heterosexual Figure Skating Championships" (link to video -- it doesn't want to embed, sorry!):

http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-li...ld-open/n45564

The humor is mostly self-explanatory, but look carefully and you'll see that the first two guys are wearing hockey skates, not figure skates. (Blades are different.)

Also, a few cultural notes for folks outside the U.S.:

Combos (1:23) are cylindrical crackers stuffed with cheese, peanut butter, or tomato filling.
Gary "Baba Booey" Dell'Abate (1:57) is the producer of Howard Stern's radio show.
African-Americans stereotypically hate cold weather and suck at winter sports, thus the instant laughter at 2:06.
Applebee's (3:10) is a relatively low-priced "casual family" restaurant chain.
The activity that the guy pantomimes at 3:27 is known by the slang term "motorboating."

Originally Posted by Throbert McGee

From a recent episode of Saturday Night Live, here's "The U.S. Men's Heterosexual Figure Skating Championships" (link to video -- it doesn't want to embed, sorry!):

http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-li...ld-open/n45564

The humor is mostly self-explanatory, but look carefully and you'll see that the first two guys are wearing hockey skates, not figure skates. (Blades are different.)

Also, a few cultural notes for folks outside the U.S.:

Combos (1:23) are cylindrical crackers stuffed with cheese, peanut butter, or tomato filling.
Gary "Baba Booey" Dell'Abate (1:57) is the producer of Howard Stern's radio show.
African-Americans stereotypically hate cold weather and suck at winter sports, thus the instant laughter at 2:06.
Applebee's (3:10) is a relatively low-priced "casual family" restaurant chain.
The activity that the guy pantomimes at 3:27 is known by the slang term "motorboating."

Ты видел этого мальчика из-под Чикаго? Такой славный! Он едет на Олимпиаду: Jason Brown, Olympic Figure Skater, On His First TV Interview: 'This Isn't Real Life!?' (VIDEO)

Originally Posted by Throbert McGee

Something to offend everyone!

"We're sorry, but the clip you are selected isn't available from your location". А у нас завязаны глаза и заклеены уши. Не так-то просто нас оскорбить!

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