Quote Originally Posted by Lampada View Post
^ Картина напоминиает мне анекдот про Шрёдингера, Гейзенберга, и Ома:

Heisenberg, Schrödinger, and Ohm are driving in a car when a cop pulls them over.
Since Heisenberg is the one driving, the cop asks for his license and then says, "Do you know how fast you were going?"

"No, but I know exactly where I am!" Heisenberg replies cheerfully.

The cop says, "the speed limit's 65, and you were doing 85 miles an hour!"
Heisenberg throws up his hands and shouts, "Shit! Now I'm lost!"

The cop thinks this answer is suspicious, and asks whether they have anything in the car's trunk.
"Yes, there's a cat in the trunk," answers Schrödinger.
The cop orders them to open the trunk, and then says, "Sir, did you know the cat is dead?"

"We do now, asshole!" shouts Schrödinger, bursting into tears.

At this point, the cop decides to arrest them, but Ohm resists.