Okay... It took me a good five minutes to stop laughing long enough to post this one!
"Cat cheats on girlfriend! An angry pussy. A faithless tom. A shattering drama about a female feline scorned just hours before marching to the altar--and the dirty, rotten scoundrel-fleabag that led her down the garden path!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ih6W19KTlZo