KOLOBOK by Andrew Leontiev

STORY-TELLER:
Once upon a time a little kolobok ran away from Grandpa and Grandma, so now he is rolling across the forest and rapping about himself.

KOLOBOK:
I'm a little kolobok
I've left Grandma and Grandpa
I'm made of flour and water
I'm made of yeast and butter
You can't catch me

STORY-TELLER:
A little hare was walking around and crunching cabbage leaf.
Suddenly he heared Kolobok's rap

HARE:
I'm a little funky hare
You're not carrot but I don't care
Could you tell me what you feel
While you're going to be my meal?

KOLOBOK:
I'm a little kolobok
I've left Grandma and Grandpa
And you are just a freaky hare
And you can't catch me

STORY-TELLER:
A scary bear was walking around and looking for some honey

BEAR:
I'm a very scare bear
You're not honey but I don't care
Though you're rolling like a reel
You are going to be my meal

KOLOBOK:
Ted, your plans're about to fail
Eat me, suck me, go to hell
I'm made of flour and water
I'm made of yeast and butter
So go to hell

STORY-TELLER:
A red cunning fox went from behind the tree

FOX:
Wow! How marvellous you are!
You will be a superstar
You'll be legend of punk rock
Brand new rocker Kolobok
Crowds will shout "Aw" and "Ow"
I'll be impressario
But the words are not quite clear
Come to me so I could hear

STORY-TELLER:
When the silly cake appeared
Cunning fox had only sneered
Eating cakes is not a crime
Fox had ate him at a time.
But soon she finished her career
When she died from diarhoea

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