Может и баян, зато в тему:

-Hello, are you there?
-Yes, who are you, please?
-Watt.
-What's your name?
-Watt's my name
-Yes, what is your name?
-My name is John Watt.
-John what?
-Yes.
-???????? I'll call you again.
-All right. Are you Jones?
-No, I'm Knot.
-Will you tell me your name then?
-Will Knot.
-Why not?
-My name's Knot.
-Not what?
-Not Watt, Knot!
-What........