Годный наброс на вентилятор от ЛДПР:
Взгляд ЛДПР на исторические причины кризиса на Украине

Here's a translation into English (to all readers - nobody takes LDPR seriously, neither should you):
The majority of experts’ assessments of the overwhelming wave of disagreements that had overthrown the inner political situation in Ukraine which had not been very stable to begin with are rather single sided.
Social problems that remain unsolved, a likely economic collapse, the confrontation of common sense with the apologists of not even nationalistic, but blatant Nazi slogan ‘Ukraine is for the Ukrainians’ – all of it takes its place. The main reason of the current resentment that poisons the Ukrainian society, however, remains unsaid or gets mixed with other things by the supporters of the idea of ‘irreversibility of history’. Still, many problems that exist in Ukraine are closely connected with the history of Ukrainian statesmanship. Nations that are fundamentally incompatible by their psychology, nations that have been warring each other for centuries essentially ended up on the same territory.
Let us turn the recent pages of history. Right before the war (translator’s note: WW 2) the Soviet Government trying to safeguard USSR and its allies was practically forced to integrate in the Soviet Union a part of Bessarabia which belonged to Romania. Nowadays, this is Chernovitskaya oblast on the Ukrainian territory. Aside from that, geopolitical reasons dictated the expansion of USSR to a whole number of indigenous Polish territories. These were Volynskaya, Lvovskaya, Ternopolskaya, Ivano-Frankovskaya and Rovenskaya oblasts. The lands listed above have always been a part of Poland and relations between the Poles and the Ukrainians have always been tense. Mutual intolerance for many years has been accompanied by open fights that frequently grew into bloody massacres – whole settlements have been destroyed in a cruel confrontation of Ukrainian and Polish nationalists.
Another spectacular example is Zakarpatye region – a territory that is related to Hungary both ethnically and historically.
How it is possible to calm down the whole region which boils with hatred and threatening to remain one of the most troublesome spot on the European map? LDPR offers a solution. Why don’t Poland, Romania and Hungary think about holding referendums on the abovementioned Ukrainian oblasts and also in adjacent territories in Poland, Romania and Hungary? There could be only one question: a possibility of returning Chernovitskaya oblast to Romania, Zakarpatskaya oblast to Hungary, and 5 Ukrainian olasts (Volynskaya, Lvovskaya, Ternopolskaya, Ivano-Frankovskaya and Rovenskaya) to Poland. An objective and unbiased view on historical justness sided with refusal of pseudopatriotic speculations will lead to a long-hoped harmony in international relations.
In this case Central Ukraine could free itself from the excess tensions that are mainly related to the incompatibility of populations that live on the territories which were forcefully annexed by Stalin from Poland, Hungary and Romania in favor of USSR due to political realities of that time.
We observe similar processes in the East and Southeast of Ukraine. The absolute majority of these territories is inclined towards Russia and wants to be a part of Russia. The referendum in Crimea only illustrates the desires and will of the people that populate this peninsula. Same processes take part in other parts of Europe like Kosovo, Scotland, Catalonia, Bascony, and others.
One cannot refer all this to peoples’ right for self-determination alone. All western regions of the present Ukraine have always been parts of Poland. One of the practical proofs for that are the property deeds presented by the father of LDPR leader V. V. Zhirinovsky for a factory and lands in Rovenskaya oblast. All these documents as well as their notary certification are written in Polish. Both Ukraine and Ukrainian law was out of the question these days. And Poland has a full right to desire the return of these lands back under the Polish flag.
Not very long ago there was another grim anniversary of slaughtering of Poles on the Volyn territory. Looking at the ancient history of Kievan Rus one can see that Volynsko-Podolskoye principality has always been a part of Poland or Rzeczpospolita. It has never even been a part of Kievan Rus. It was the subject of territorial disputes between Lithuania and Poland!
LDPR sincerely loves and respects Ukraine and Ukrainians. We have nothing to quarrel over thus the possibility of holding referendums about returning the abovementioned lands to Poland, Hungary, Romania and Russia does not infringe the interests of the Ukrainians, but quite the contrary – will bring prosperity and peace to native Ukrainian lands like Kiev, Chernigov, Sumy, Poltava, Zhitomir, Kremenchug, Vinnitsa, Kirovograd…
It is never too late to correct historical mistakes, especially the ones that were made on the brink of the horrible war when the mere survival of the whole nations was at stake. Now there is no Stalin, no threat from Hitler. The world has changed. It’s time to bring a new tone to all these historic questions and decide them all in favor of people who live at the juncture of Poland, Ukraine, Hungary, Romania and Russia.