I've just found this thread acidentally and read few posts in the beginning about PC and all.
Yesterday I saw a comic programme "Схема смеха" on TV and one sketch was on exactly these theme.

A policeman came to check an appartment, which was the source of terrible noice and neighbours started to complain. The door opened by a fierce-faced ruffian in sadistic clothes and with terrible whip in his hands.

P (Policeman): I'm sorry, but I have an order to chek your appartment.
R (Ruffian): Well, I don't mind, but you see, I am the representative of the sexual minority group, so you cannot disturb my rights for privacy on common grounds.
P: The fact is that I'm also the representative of the sexual minority group, and I'm authorised to conduct a search in these cases.
R: Well, but do you have the officialy certified paper?
P: Yes, here you are.

A voice from inside the appartment: "AARRRHHH! Where are you?!!! It HURTS!!! OOOOAAAAAAARGHHHRR!!!

R (aside): SHUT UP!!!! I have business here!!! (to the P) Well, the papers are OK, but the fact is that I am a member of a special minority within sexual minority, but this paper doesn't mention it.
P: What a coincidence! I am also a member of this special sexual minority group and I have a right to convey an examination of such cases. Here is my special certificate.
R: Well. But I'm afraid, it won't do. The fact is that I am a member of [dont remember the name, say...] Great Mumbo-Jumbo religion. My religion prohibits me to be examined by non-mebers of our great religion.

A voice from inside the appartment: "AARRRHHH!!!! OOOOAAAAAAARGHHHRR!!!

P: So perhaps you'll be pleased to know that several days before I visited the temple of Great Mumbo-Jumbo and the Great priest personally converted me in Mumbo-Jumbism... Here you are, this is my certificate...
R: Ahh, I forget to mention, that last year I was a witness of a great tragical event -- a road-roller run over and crushed a tit. I am not fully rocovered yet. It was such a psycological trauma for me! (aside) SHUT UP YOU BASTARD!!! I'LL COME AND SHOW YOU NOW!!!
P: Last year I attended a special psycologiacal courses. It happens that I also was a witness of such a tragical event. So I am now authorised to examine the suspects with exactly this kind of psycological trauma.
R: Yes.. I see... but... but... I read that in your case it was a sparrow!!!
P: Yes, but does it matter?
R: Of course it does! The tit is PITIFULLER!!!
P: Oh, I'm sorry! I didn't mean to hurt. May be, the other day. So, excuse me, I have nothing against you personnally... I must take my leave now... I wish you good day!
R: Yes, yes, I understand, you have such a job... Good bye, sir! (playing with the whip in his hands)....