Quote Originally Posted by alexsms View Post
Note: разрезал палец = cut in half, so it's better to say "порезал палец" (i hope this was the case)
Excuse me for a second...

G*ddamn *ss-licking sh*t-stained motherf*cking c*cksucking c*nt-face son-of-a-b*tch bloody tampon русские глагольные приставки!