Well I LOVE Scottish accent! - a little говор - говорок!
[WheRR is ma hORRs?]
[Giv me yoRR soRRD!]
[aRR yU hANgRRRY? - yyEEr!]


wait - as far as I understood - you can became a member of Parliament only if you speak like a TV-man?! I can't believe!!