Quote Originally Posted by kidkboom View Post
For the purposes of this question, I decided же would be a "he."
IDK if you joking but if not
же is not "he", it's more like "zhe" or "dze" or "je"
"he" will be хе

Quote Originally Posted by kidkboom View Post
Что же вовремя не писали, на приёме?
Why you wouldn't have written it before, on the appointment?

Что вовремя не писали, на приёме? Why you didn't write it before, on the appointment?

Quote Originally Posted by kidkboom View Post
Thanks a lot, your help is needed AND invaluable to me.
большое спасибо - твое помочь очень нужно
Большое спасибо, ваша помощь мне очень нужна и она бесценна.

"ты" can only be used if you are talking to one person (and usually you know who exactly)