I definitely agree that I am skewed.

One might argue that puns are impurities in and of themselves, however fun they may be xD

All those endings Russian has make rhyming a wondrously easy thing! And that rhyming naturally ends up drawing parallelism amongst syntactic "arms", that is to say, you'll end up rhyming an instrumental noun with another instrumental noun, which often draws a kind of magical conceptual balance; a balance that is key for making strong quotes, memorable children's rhymes, and catchy aphorisms.

Again though, I agree, every language is beautiful in its own way, and valuing different things allows different languages to posses more beauty. For instance, I'm so infatuated by Russian because it prevails magnificently in the very respects that I value most, and what I value, in the grand scheme of things, is essentially arbitrary. And also second languages, through the learning process, become delightful memories and experiences, for sure. English is just in my head, Russian - I had to put there.