@xXHoax

Don't sell your language short. English, as any language, has its strengths and weaknesses, no, not weaknesses, shortcomings and the language is beautiful in its own ways. English is so up to the point that it strives to have so many different words for seemingly the same ideas, only spiced with different flavors, so to speak. This alone gives a lot of extra room for artistic expression, if you know how to utilize the language with finesse. I might not be the most objective source, as my perception of English is somewhat hightened due to the fact of it being my second language, but again, this is true for you as well, isn't it? The first English book that I read (Rita Hayworth and Shawshank Redemption) in original made my experience so vivid, so palapable. That was the time when I truly started to appreciate the language, love it even. Only a few Russian books managed to infuse me with such real feelings.

Oh, and those puns! Do you know how difficult it is to pull off a good pun in Russian? All those different endings are not even the worst part! Those damn adjectives, nouns, verbs are always so different sounding that it makes it such a difficult material to work with