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horoshii evreiskii mal'chik and dam no ne vam ,http://images.cafepress.com/product/..._240x240_F.jpg what is written on this T shirt. http://www.cafepress.com/russian/1012122 and all of these black ones please if anyone could help out here it would be good.

These shirts are farking stupid IMHO.
horoshii evreiskii mal'chik= "good Jew boy"
The others, from what I gather, say such classy things as "Everything's OK," "Everything is F*cked," "Ass!" and of course, since it's not copyrighted, the good-old "USSR" written in red.

i kind of figured hey well someone gave me a link to another site ill try that instead :) most of that stuff is made in the states it just came up when i googled russian t-shirts and cccp thats lame :(

I guess this is the gift for you friend in S.A.? Why not check out like "soviet posters" on ebay or something? Everybody loves posters and there are some really cool soviet ones. And they should travel pretty easily to boot.

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Originally Posted by Barmaley

These shirts are farking stupid IMHO.
horoshii evreiskii mal'chik= "good Jew boy"
The others, from what I gather, say such classy things as "Everything's OK," "Everything is F*cked," "Ass!" and of course, since it's not copyrighted, the good-old "USSR" written in red.

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Good Jewish Boy, thankyouverymuch.

"Дам но не вам", comes from a well-known joke based on play on words. I can tell but I cannot translate it.